> AbeFountain said on
11-24-2009 at
22:13:
Wait; My vibrator is vibrating.
> hlaakso said on
11-21-2009 at
19:15:
i'm an independent
> plazas94 said on
11-19-2009 at
21:16:
frying them selves GENUIS!!!
> SearchBillHicks said on
11-15-2009 at
15:12:
we can choose our leaders but we can't choose our choices.
> Fancysymbol said on
11-10-2009 at
01:29:
Woah, he's good.
> HGGRAMON said on
11-09-2009 at
10:09:
The black one and the old one lol.
> GeneralHotuffy said on
11-03-2009 at
07:56:
This is entirely too accurate.
> joygarner said on
11-03-2009 at
04:40:
Deibold is owned by US Bancorp (Federal Reserve Member bank). US Bancorp also owns US Bank, and has recently purchased dozens of failed small US banks.
> BruinFan04 said on
11-02-2009 at
23:35:
animals can't vote??? what? i thought they could!
> dsulitzer said on
10-29-2009 at
18:03:
the onion is the fuckin best haha
> DARnoc1234567890 said on
10-28-2009 at
04:42:
rofl 1:25 "women can vote too." no they cant
> bobbob0213 said on
10-25-2009 at
03:23:
What if they ask about..dem...democrats xD
> kougafan said on
10-25-2009 at
00:51:
Was talking to someone who was taking it seriously.
> archercode said on
10-24-2009 at
07:04:
No shit...
> AKOK11 said on
10-22-2009 at
03:34:
The sad thing is, this is all rather true.
> umahuma4 said on
10-18-2009 at
03:47:
wouldnt realy work, notice how most of The Onions material is in short quick burst, but i guess if you rolled someting up into an accual fake news broadcast it would be funnier then SNL.
> mangaeclipse said on
10-17-2009 at
20:26:
TheOnion tv show would kick so much ass
> STAINILIIEY said on
10-16-2009 at
21:27:
TheOnion needs a tv show.
> BoomBoomSticks said on
10-16-2009 at
14:43:
Lawl that was great. And they followed it up with how a voting machine accidentally spoiled the election results, angering our shadowy overlords.
> kougafan said on
10-16-2009 at
03:11:
It's fake.