Funny vid! Oh, but I would never ask Stephanie for advice, lol.

AAHHH omg the hair. My what a long journey this has been..

get started....<3

hmmmmm sweet sweet memories of kalip with long hair that was a curly and disheveled mess

Hey, you accomplised #3!

1.I would like to randomly sign books in the bookstore....thanks for the idea Kaleb!2.Dress my dogs up as characters from the book :D3.Try to make a YouTube account to talk to my fans....thanks again :P4.Force a director to make a movie version of the book and have me be involved in it every step of the way (so that it doesn't come out as complete crap)5.I go to a border's every week, so the week that the book comes out, I'll shout every 10 minutes about how it's on (for 4 more weeks!)

Wow Kaleb you've REALLY changed :D For the better of course!

probably all of those you just said. :D

I would very much do #1.

Also 5-Spread false rumors about my next book and watch as all my faithful fans wither! MWAHAHAHA! (evil cackling)And...6- I would totally call all the famous writers and annoy them.

I love FANFICTION!!!!I thought of doing that when/if I become a famous author.1-Buy copies of my book and hand them to the salesclerk with my picture facing him/her, and see if he/she recognizes me. 2-Write fanfiction of my own book!3-Have heated debates with my most loyal haters as another fan, and then single-handedly point them out as haters during an interview. ha!4-Go back to collage just to take English class and turn in my book as a final essay.

1: Talk to Stephanie Meyer all the time2: I would go to a random school and sign my books for them3: Become a obsessive person of my books4: Dress up as somebody and talk about my book5: Go on YouTube and make fun because, their not me.(Lol)

1 make fun of you publicly2 rob a bank3 buy a lot of cotton candy4 annoy the prissy girls at my school5 ask to be on mythbusters

LOL omg Kaleb man you're a cracker. I swear, you've convinced me to go buy you're book because I think it is near impossible someone so amusing would ever write a boring book. Honestly, I'm not even that much of a reader, so this is saying something.You did no.3? I wish I lived in your country just so I could pick up one. And No. 4, I am REALLY looking forward to that HAHAHA. Collision of fandoms/funny random crap is a fetish of mine. Anyway congrats, I hope you become really successful!

1) Start classes of creative writing for younger children that would like to be authors when they grow up :D2) Make up really weird this book is dedicated to..'s at the start .. dunno why but there you gooo xD3) Have a dinner party with a load of authors including you ! :D4) Go up to random people and ask if they've read my book (not saying i'm the author..) and why not if they haven't :L5) I would love to do what you did and sneek into a bookstore and sign random books! :D xD

1) Buy a really big house make it look scary on the outside so dat no crazed fan wud want 2 come inside even if dey DID know i lived there.2) randomly dedicate a book to one of my ol' teachers3) go 2 a bookstore every month d almost become one of family to the employees (before i bcom an author) n then publish a book n see the employee's surprised faces when i buy my own book4) make da most awesome website i can and fill it full of funny things about my books5) make all the books in2 movies!

1.) Give all of my close relatives a free copy of every book I publish.2.) Donate annually to charity.3.) Create an official website to offer weekly blogs/updates. Also respond to as many emails as I can.4.) Hold give aways, special events for fans to interact with fellow fans and win prizes.5.) Be thankful for the people who support my work!

1:16 You can see Dunce all over that page

You did number #3 so congratz Kalip :DD

Well, number three has been completed!Congratulations Kaleb, you are an inspiration to young writers everywhere and I am so happy your book is finally in stores. Good luck! We all know you'll go so far.