> msilva827 said on
11-22-2009 at
06:00:
this birdzirk kid is fucking craaaaazzzyyyyy hahaha. i just copied and sent those comments to my friends because they are honestly some of the most bizarre things i have ever witnessed....
> ciccarello said on
11-22-2009 at
04:45:
that looks like fun i wana play!
> dolphin5297 said on
11-22-2009 at
03:31:
beautiful!
> casperrice said on
11-21-2009 at
20:54:
Crazy..
> fadnisvibhav said on
11-21-2009 at
12:14:
They are the most lovable creatures in the world.
> RussianPunch said on
11-21-2009 at
07:03:
What hath God wrought?
> jonno69098887776766 said on
11-21-2009 at
05:42:
best part is when he/she spins the bubble!!
> jonno69098887776766 said on
11-21-2009 at
05:42:
@BirdZerk01 .......wat
> Zett98 said on
11-20-2009 at
04:20:
HAHHA SOUTH PARK!!!! OMG THAT A GOOD EPISODE!!! i love the part where cartman is singing pokerface
> greghughes said on
11-19-2009 at
18:44:
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder... sounds like you're going to make one excellent flaming homosexual alternative stand up comedian. Not my type of humor, but whatever floats your boat. Maybe you and your life partner ILIKESFLAN can become the flaming homosexual alternative version of Penn and Teller...BTW, being on the receiving end of man on man anal sex doesn't count. I was referring to the fact that you've never had sex with a female. GL
> BirdZerk01 said on
11-19-2009 at
17:49:
Wrong again greghughes. If i wasnt funny, y would all of my friends and everyone i meet say that "I am the most hilarious human being there ever was"? and "Your jokes are laugh-out-loud comedy at its best"? If i am not smart how would i have been offered full ride scholarships to prestigious american universities such as San Diego University? I can assure u that ur assumption of me being a "pimple faced virgin" is quite incorrect and is lacking factual evidence. Ur entire comment seems faulty
> bisexualbuffthug said on
11-19-2009 at
13:13:
Dolphins are awesome!
> Zivs1 said on
11-19-2009 at
12:56:
amazing
> ArchitectXMachina said on
11-19-2009 at
08:27:
Which is more merciful? What you experienced once or your mind replaying it a 100 times?
> greghughes said on
11-19-2009 at
05:45:
First of all BirdZerk01 you're not funny. You're not smart, but yet you still think you're clever. You know nothing about life in general as you're probably some pimple faced virgin closet homosexual confused about your sexuality and lack of masculinity.I was wrong for wishing violence upon you and your life partner ILIKESFLAN. I will take that back, and I do hope you live in a state where gay marriage is legal so the 2 of you can get married as planned.I'm assuming you'll play the wife roll
> SociopathicLust said on
11-19-2009 at
01:40:
FUCK A YOU DOPHIN!FUCK A YOU WHALE!
> BirdZerk01 said on
11-19-2009 at
01:27:
...at the dinner table. u remembered all the eyes probing u as security kicked u out of seaworld for getting to rough with the dolphins. how u just wanted to touch one, be one, fuck one. ur deepest desire to make sweet, passionate love to a dolphin could not be suppressed. u wanted, NEEDED to be inside a dolphin. u ask god every night y he cursed u with a human body. Now, as a lonely 33 year old, these videos are all u have in life. I understand y ur so mad now. u have my pity.
> BirdZerk01 said on
11-19-2009 at
01:16:
two PUNKs come onto youtube TO BASH UR FAVORITE DOLPHIN VIDEO! u, infuriated by the mere thought of some1 joking about dolphins, go into an unscrupulous rage. ur mind starts racing. "How could someone talk nasty about such gentle creatures?" ur entire life flashes before ur eyes. u remember the lonely nights, crying urself to sleep b/c ur parents beat u for demanding to move ur house into the ocean. u remember ur parents divorce, they couldnt take ur excessive habits of speaking dolphin....
> BirdZerk01 said on
11-19-2009 at
01:09:
ur parents tried to counsel u. try to talk some sense into u. u had dolphin toys, bedsheets, toothbrushes, lunchboxes, everything was dolphins! u had no friends ur entire life. people made jokes, terrible jokes that cut u deep. so u seek refuge on youtube w/ all other dolphin fans to talk about dolphins! and how marvelous they are! until one day....u wake up and perform ur daily routine of watching ur favorite dolphin videos, and to your horror....
> BirdZerk01 said on
11-19-2009 at
01:03:
wow, u must really LOVE dolphins....i mean u took what was supposed to be a silly joke and made urself seem like a total douchebag. good job. but seriously to rant about killing people u must have had ur life saved by dolphins when u were a kid. flipper was ur favorite show. u would fail out of school b/c u kept looking out the window imagining what it'd be like to be a majestic aquatic creature such as a dolphin. u've had some boy friends in the past but they couldnt get past ur sick obsession