> madguyahink said on
11-14-2008 at
15:04:
He is absolutely QUALITY !
> martin1886 said on
11-04-2008 at
18:49:
"He's nailed to the wall to remind you for Christ's sake"
> ltps said on
10-22-2008 at
17:40:
Excellent! Billy when he was funniest
> mancojim said on
10-02-2008 at
00:21:
every word that comes out of this guys mouth is just funny lol.
> mancojim said on
09-25-2008 at
00:11:
ah fuck off ey? lol
> NPC514 said on
09-21-2008 at
21:51:
And you know what this whole story is probablly all true.
> mancojim said on
09-15-2008 at
21:18:
"connolly what are ya doing?" "i'm erm looking for my dinner money" "your a liar get your hand outa your pocket before you hurt yourself you stupid boy" lmao
> mancojim said on
09-04-2008 at
20:38:
well don't forget again will you? he's nailed to the wall to remind you for christ sake
> mohanicus said on
09-02-2008 at
15:22:
one of his very best jokes.this and the one he told about the old woman on the bus in clydebank.another legend of a joke."your tellin me to fuck off"??"YOU FUCK OFF"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> stevzster said on
08-28-2008 at
20:52:
the big yins a fukin legend saw him live and met him once hes such a good laugh and a sound guy hes probs the best comedian about
> hally13uk said on
08-21-2008 at
20:52:
my thoughts exactly,how true!
> mistermarkieboy said on
08-21-2008 at
00:15:
Hilarious stuff lol
> keninblack said on
08-20-2008 at
00:32:
o'on yersel Big Yin :-) Does anyone have a video of the crucifiction? This would have to be up there with The Life Of Brian.
> stacyblue1980 said on
08-17-2008 at
18:18:
why does it say this vid has been removed?Its right there. Hehe.
> scottishnutjob said on
08-14-2008 at
23:16:
This is the best joke ever told by a stand-up comedian anywhere. If anyone disagrees feel free to post the link.
> TheMountainJew said on
07-27-2008 at
10:19:
So what? He's fucking bigger and more important than Celtic or any other football team.
> eve6261979 said on
07-27-2008 at
01:58:
"are ya deef as well as daft!"
> charliechuckles666 said on
07-26-2008 at
10:04:
"oh yes ye eminence! Forgot ye eminence!""well dont forget again hes nailed to the wall to remind ye!"classic linei love this story it always cheers me up if im having a bad day
> eirrac54 said on
07-19-2008 at
04:49:
You're right (I think), I'm sure I remember him saying "I'm a Partick supporter ma'sel" What I said about Celtic was in response to another comment :)~
> eirrac54 said on
07-19-2008 at
04:41:
That was good, but 'the crucifiction' is MUCH better... imho, I've only heard it on record though (the 'big red album' don't know the name) it goes for about 20mins. Classic lines like..."Jesus says, SHUT YER FACE, and his face was shut, for it is written, then he says, OPEN YER FACE, an he was a'right again, NOW LET THAT BE A LESSON TAE YI," and there was "see you Judas,yer gettin on ma tit's, so yi are"... hehehe classic