and start beating each other down with tickle me elmos LMFAO

Two fuheva I watched all the rants on his site within an hour MOAR RANTS

Believed in Satan? Haha....

I do remember that time when I was a kid & always saw Xmas as something magical, believed in Satan & all that came with it. But not anymore, has it always been that way & became cynical about it becasue I grew up?My nephews & nieces think Xmas is magical part of the year, there eyes all sparkly when they open up the package to get to the 100+ dollar toy. How will they view Xmas when they grow up?I do feel sorry for the cashiers trying to handle the mad crowed of angry parents.

I work in an ASDA in the UK and I am dreading christmas, ok I don't really believe in it to begin with but I am dreading it purely because customers are assholes 99% of the time anyway we don't need an excuse to get super busy and to turn the 1% population of good people into assholes for a month as well.

i cant stop laughingthis rant is so true its scary

Most of the video his head blends into the background so it looks smaller lol

It's truly unbelievable how little thanks cashiers get. So can I say "thank you" to the folks who do the REALLY hard jobs in this world?

Hey, I'm in for a good pagan holiday that's thinly disguised as a christian one.

Thank you so much for giving a shout-out to us cashiers who endure bickering, nazi soccer moms in order to give you your orange juice and toilet paper.

If you think about it, putting a tree inside your living room is insanity, there is no xmas tree in the bible its all pagon. Now we head for yet another pagon holiday disquised as Christian called Easter. Somebody show me where this symbol of fertility the rabbit has anything to do with the death and rising of Jesus Christ? Can i see that Bible scripture anyone lol.

Christmas is and always has been a lie and a fraud. In WW1 US and german soldiers stopped the war for one day and exchanged gifts then the next day went back to splattering each others blood. Christmas is not biblical at all, Roman ruler Constutine in 325 AD set the date December 25 to be a combined holiday for pegan sun worshippers and christians to celebrate on the same Day. Jesus Christ was not born on December 25th, You will not find this in any Bible.

Two's got a point. To be honesy, it did sound a little forced and with the content of the rant, I don't blame him. It's like the infalible 2 the ranting gryphon is just getting so sick of this shit that he's running out of rant steam. Besides that, excellent point and I don't think there's too many who'd disagree with him on this. Hope you have a decent time off from 2 sense though 2. Take care buddy ;)

bout the same here too

he should come to nh,we have 2 feet of snow on my lawn

"Dropping bricks on you bitches!"

I loved it! He is awesome! Sugar PLUMS AND PIXIE DUST!

He is right. i am throwing my watch away

"Could it be a tiny Guillotine?"made me laugh my ass off. Best sentence ever.The rest seems a little forced. Good, but not as good as the rest of his work. 3/5

More 2! I've been suffering from withdrawal symptoms ever since the end of the last 2 sense series.Great rant. And moustache! woah. I love the way the top of his head seems to be chopped off due to the sunlight.